fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

0hwhore:

I need morning sex followed by cuddles and tea.

shavingryansprivates:

*lays down to take a nap*

*wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

brainbowunicorn:

lady-tromboss:

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful